

King Candy: Sad as it is, Vanellope can not be allowed to race. Zombie: Zangief saying labels not make you happy. Zombie: Zombie! Bad guy! Wreck-It Ralph, Bad-Anon Members: Hi Zombie. if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs? And I say, Zangief you are bad guy, but this does not mean you are *bad* guy. and I think, why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity. When I hit bottom, I was crushing man's skull like sparrow's egg, between my thighs. Wreck-It Ralph: Really? Zangief: Right here. We've all felt what you're feeling and we've come to terms with it. Wreck-It Ralph: Sometimes I think, man, it sure must be nice being the good guy. I will never be good, and that's not bad.

Bison, Zombie, Zangief, Bad-Anon Members: I'm bad, and that's good. Clyde: Now let's close out the with Bad Guy affirmation. The sooner you accept that, the better off your game and your life will be. Bison: You're not going Turbo, are you? Wreck-It Ralph: Turbo? No, I'm not going Turbo! Common guys! Is it "Turbo" to want a friend? Or a medal? Or a piece of pie every once and awhile? Is it "Turbo" to want more out of life? Zombie: Yes. Cyborg: You can't mess with the program, Ralph! M.

well, today's the 30th anniversary of my game. I mean, I suppose it has something to do with the fact that uh. Why is that? Wreck-It Ralph: I dunno, I just felt like coming. We've been asking you to Bad-Anon for years now, and tonight you finally show up. when no one else seems to like you for doing it.Ĭlyde: Question, Ralph. It's just, I gotta say, it becomes kinda hard to love your job. Centipede? Who knows where that guy is, you know? Look, a steady arcade gig is nothing to sneeze at, I'm very lucky. Think about those guys at Asteroids? Boom, gone. For thirty years I have been doing this, and I have seen a lot of other games come and go, it's sad. But, are there medals for wrecking stuff really well? To that, I say, ha! And no, there aren't. When Felix does a good job, he gets a medal. But, uh, if you got a magic hammer from your father, how hard can it be? If he was a regular contractor, carpenter guy, I guarantee you, you will not be able to fix the damage that I do as quickly. "Fix-It Felix, Jr." So yeah, naturally, the guy with the name Fix-It Felix is the good guy. My passion bubbles very near the surface, I guess, not gonna lie. I'm nine feet tall, I weigh six hundred and forty-three pounds. Wreck-It Ralph: My name's Ralph, and I'm a bad guy.
